Selling Stuff.....UGH!

Do any of you know a person who always has to sell stuff? I have an ex-coworker who is always having some kind of home-selling thingy or another. She dabbeled in costume jewlery, I don't enjoy regular or fake. My wedding ring and pair of earings are enough for me. Kitchen items and tupperware are also amoung her many other things. Makeup was the best one, really expensive make-up. She also had the oh so terrible "toy" party. Once the girls at work were told to come to her house for wine and cheese. Well the invitation forgot to say she was selling the CHEESE! UGH.......I went to only one of her "selling" parties. The cheese one. Needless to say the market .5 miles from my house HAS cheese. Here is my point.....PEOPLE! I go to stores.......If I wnat storage containers I will go to the store. Tupperware is now sold at Target and the mall keoks (sp).........I buy the hugh $20.00 rubbermaid contains, 20 bowls for 20. Not one bowl for twenty. The that's a bowl from tupperware was given to my as a present. I know some gals like the "get-to-gether" fun of it. Hell, can't you go to someones house without your bankbook? Like a visit to NOT buy stuff. I HATE THAT! Then the reresentitiv efrom the company tries to be all like blah blah you can make all this money ect........Screw that......excuse my mouth.....So you know have to be the "party at my house" person. The worst one was this really expensive not so nice looking decorative stuff. I could go to TJ Maxx home store and get way nicer things from that expensive rip you over the coals Southern Living Crap. Stop the insainity. SO recently she "got into" a company that is the "end all be all" of health products. I am all for my Flax Oil and Acai Juice......I highly recomend Bosa Nova Acai Juice...Higest anti-oxidents out there. SO any how, you buy this at the STORE! Her stuff first you PEE in a cup....yes folks I said PEE IN A CUP at the presention, not in front of everyone in the potty...lol Then it gets wisked away to a lad so it could be tested so they could "customize" your "plan"////A very EXPENSIVE might I add plan.....@ $250. per month for you to get your body "In Balance"/////So the question from this man is Can you put a price on your health, without it you are nothing. I do not doubt or excuse tha tstatement but BUDDY boy you are a SALESMAN for this vitamin company that HAS to ask this question. My tought was does GNC sell this stuff b/c once again back to the GO TO THE STORE concept. He also went on and on saying we would nbe NUTS not to hop on this bandwagaon b/c we could make $30,000 A MONTH yes a MONTH residual income. Yeah budyy if I put a gun to everyone I knows head and MADE them and all their kin folk PEE in a cup and make them BUY the stuff that is "custome" to them.........SO the best part is I had to pick -up Stephen and his friend from youth group at @8:00...the "get-to-gether" started @7:15 he was halfway through when I had to excuse myself. Yippie. I did not get the "so are you on board" question. I find it hard to say no......just like I could not say no to her when she called to give me the most exciting news she has ever heard...quote un quote! I know I will be getting a call....YIKES........Also the others involed were like comatose looking made up gals. One insisted she knew me I was like no not there not there. She said so many differnt places...She was grabbin at straws. lol....Then she said I should try her day spa....Yeah go away Lady! I have family members that own those kinds of places and still do not go~! Let me alone......! SO anyone one board? LOL LOL LOL I am selling the CUPs to PEE in LOL LOL NOT! The best part was "in two weeks the cost of PEE analysist goes to $99.00 it is now at the low price of $49.99"...WOW what a deal people.......Can you see it now..this nation will be full of cups full of urine fro a mear $50...... ACT NOW AND SAVE>>>>>>>>